But this, Internet? I think you may have gone too far. There’s simply no way you can even pretend this is about anything else than shooting gummi bears at a girl’s butt. I could pretend that Kate Upton in space was about science…somehow. I could pretend that the Mozart Boob Model was like….artistic. But this? I’m sorry. I just can’t. It’s 5,000 frames per second of sugar and ass.